The best tweets I’ve ever read
Okay so this is very important
What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops?
Guardians of the Galaxy
THESE ARE SO COOL! LOOK AT DRACO ASDFGHKJJL’AS
CAN WE HAVE THIS AU INSTEAD OF THE SECOND HALF OF BOOK 7
BECAUSE I MEAN
Ginny Weasley is a “person of interest in Salazar Opera House arson and bombing.” HOLY SHIT CAN I READ THAT
tHERES A SKELETON INSIDE MY BODY RIGHT NOW OH MY GOD
I KNEW IT WAS COMING
This is it. This is the post that killed me. Fairwell cruel world.
I TRIED TO PREPARE MYSELF. I FAILED.
IM FuKcIN CRYIN
I HEARD THE MUSIC START AND I KNEW IT I FUCKING KNEW IT
OMG I remember this
I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS
thisw0rldisn0tmyh0me Here it is. Oaken ftw.
You’re not gonna put me in a prison. You’re not gonna put any of us in a prison. You know why? Do enlighten us. Because you need us. Yes, the world is a vulnerable place, and yes, we helped make it that way. But we’re also the ones best qualified to defend it. So if you want to arrest me, arrest me. You’ll know where to find me.
*whispers* You can be mature and respectful and still have a dirty sense of humour.
*murmurs* You can curse a lot and still be highly intelligent with a massive vocabulary.
*mumbles* You can be quiet and reserved and still be witty and even outgoing in certain circles.
Me after seeing the Vampire Academy trailer…